{"product_id":"the-strategically-not-eating-trio","title":"The Strategically Not Eating Trio","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Strategically Not Eating Trio\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOR The Graceful Pause Forest Tea Trio\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003e(with Liquid Willpower MCT Oil!)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"For when you’re intentionally not eating – with the dignity of a maple tree in winter.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003chr align=\"center\" style=\"color: #404040;\" noshade width=\"100%\" size=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhen Life Gives You a Fasting Window...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e...Reach for these forest-inspired companions instead of the cookie jar.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Bundle Includes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col type=\"1\" start=\"1\" style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Nettle \u0026amp; Nice\" Morning Tea\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"circle\" style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l1 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/i\u003e Wild stinging nettle (nature’s multivitamin), cinnamon (for willpower that smells like Christmas), peppermint (so fresh, so clean)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l1 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eBest Enjoyed:\u003c\/i\u003e While calmly explaining to your partner why you’re “just having tea” for breakfast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Burdock Brave\" Afternoon Brew\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"circle\" style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l1 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/i\u003e Burdock root (what tough pioneer women sipped), yarrow (for pretending you’re a wise cottagecore heroine), clove (for when life needs more spice)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l1 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003ci\u003ePairs Well With:\u003c\/i\u003e Resisting office donuts like the boss you are\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l1 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Clover \u0026amp; Clever\" Evening Wind-Down\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"circle\" style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l1 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/i\u003e Red clover (like a meadow in your mug), dandelion (sunshine in plant form), rose petals (because maturity has its luxuries)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l1 level2 lfo1; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eWhen to Use:\u003c\/i\u003e That glorious moment when you can finally eat again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFREE \"Liquid Willpower\" MCT Oil\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePure coconut MCT oil for when herbal tea just isn’t cutting it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo2; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTraditional Uses:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"circle\" style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo2; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMaking keto coffee less sad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-list: l0 level2 lfo2; tab-stops: list 72.0pt;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAdding luxury to your “I’m fine, really” face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003chr align=\"center\" style=\"color: #404040;\" noshade width=\"100%\" size=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Use (Without Triggering Health Canada)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🍁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eMorning:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Nettle \u0026amp; Nice\" + deep breathing (not at the pastry case)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🍁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eAfternoon:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Burdock Brave\" + politely declining snacks (again)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🍁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eEvening:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Clover \u0026amp; Clever\" + savoring your victory (and dinner)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003chr align=\"center\" style=\"color: #404040;\" noshade width=\"100%\" size=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDisclaimer (The Boring But Necessary Part)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThese teas are for sipping, not miracles. They won’t make you lose weight, live forever, or finally enjoy yoga. Not evaluated by Health Canada. MCT oil is food, not medicine. Consult your doctor before attempting to out-stubborn your hunger.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGraceful Pause Forest Trio vs. Regular Tea\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e(A Totally Unbiased Scientific Analysis)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown-table-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFeature\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eGraceful Pause Trio\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eRegular Tea\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWinner\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWild-harvested nettle, burdock, clover + MCT oil\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\"Orange pekoe\" (mystery dust)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e🌲\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eOur roots don’t lie\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaffeine\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNaturally caffeine-free (like your patience after menopause)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEnough to jitter like a squirrel in Tim Hortons\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e☕\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eDepends who’s asking\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\"Earthy complexity\" (tastes like a forest floor, in a good way)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\"Elegant simplicity\" (tastes like hot water + regret)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e🍂\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor those who drink their personality\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen to Drink\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDuring intentional eating pauses™\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWhile pretending to listen to your mother-in-law\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e🕰️\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eOne has actual timing benefits\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCultural Pedigree\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eInspired by pioneer women \u0026amp; wise herbalists\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eInspired by British colonialism\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e🇨🇦\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eMaple syrup beats crumpets\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMCT Oil Compatibility\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLiquid Willpower™ blends seamlessly\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTurns into weird oily puddles (like your ex’s promises)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e🥥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eCoconut victory\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAftertaste\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\"Herbaceous finish\" (you’ll feel vaguely virtuous)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\"Bitter remorse\" (why did I skip snacks again?)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e🌿\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eNature’s guilt trip\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest Paired With\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eResisting office birthday cake\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eResisting the urge to correct people’s grammar\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e🎂\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eChoose your struggle\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Takeaways (According to Our Fake Scientists)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e              1. Graceful Pause is for you if:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eYou know what \"adaptogenic\" means but won’t say it out loud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eYour idea of rebellion is skipping dessert (quietly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eYou appreciate the term \"intestinal fortitude\" as a pun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2. Stick to regular tea if:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eYou think \"foraging\" is finding snacks in your purse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eYour spirit animal is a sensible cardigan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eYou’ve never side-eyed a muffin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer (Because Lawyers Love Charts Too)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis chart is 73% factual and 27% sass. Graceful Pause teas won’t make you enlightened, just mildly more interesting at book club. Not evaluated by Health Canada. 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